So the cable guy came knocking at my door this morning, asking me to pay my bill for March as though I was delinquent with my payments. One, I just got the bill last night. Two, I already paid the bill online. Three, we ain’t even halfway through March yet. And four, the guy doesn’t exactly look like someone I’d hand my payment to. I mean, he had that douchy unshaven construction worker look going on. Sorry, that was elitist of me. Everything I learned in ALTP came flying out of the window. But fuck it, I don’t like being harassed.