Why the need to turn every movie into a dizzying experience? This can’t be good for old hags like me. Methinks filmmakers are relying on special effects to jazz up an otherwise empty plot. Besides, when did dance movies have decent storylines anyway? Then again, rock-hard abs in 3D would be absolutely glorious.
Trailer! *Watch out for Other Asian*
Movies in 4D can’t be too far ahead. Ack, does that mean I’ll be taking my kids to watch Rialto-like movies? Pirates of the Caribbean in 4D, maybe? Spit of the krakken!
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